Not wishing
to arrive late at the shipping office I got up early, ate, packed and left the hotel
to find the shipping office in Downtown Haifa.
The guy at the front desk printed me a map and said it would take about
15 minutes to get there. I left an hour…
and was late.
This time
it wasn’t my fault. Hear me out. I was lost with 25 minutes to spare and
pulled over in a car wash to ask for directions (-10 man points). The first guy held my shitty little map and stared
at me. No help here. Then he pointed at a large man in a black
vest and motioned me to join him. Off I
went like a lamb to the slaughter. This
guy was in his late 50s heavily built, bald, moustached and covered in tattoos
(some very fresh). He was on the phone speaking
something akin to Russian. While he was
talking I took stock of his tattoos and noticed the universal sign for Airborne
forces along with old what looked like unit callsigns and other markings in Cyrillic
script. His watch had another military
style insignia at the 12 o’clock position and the knuckles on both hands where
newly skinned. He hung up and I became
the focus of his attention.
He turned
out to be a nice guy and didn’t speak a word of English so he called a friend
who tried to help:
Me “Hello?
I need to help with directions please.”
Friend “Do
you speak Polish?”
Me “No.”
Friend “I
can’t help.”
I hung up
and was offered a cup of Turkish coffee now it was 8:50am, 10 minutes until I’m
meant to be walking through the door.
Then my new friend pointed at his airborne tattoos and said “Spetsnaz.” He
pointed to the sky then at himself and to the ground. The coffee was hot; I’m going to be
late. I nodded politely and tried to
finish the coffee without burning my mouth. Then he showed me his knuckles and adopted a boxer’s
stance, clearly very proud of his work.
Again, I nodded and finished my coffee.
He offered me a can of energy drink which I refused so he poured me a
shot of it and we toasted before he let me go.
As I got up to leave he picked up his sweat stained baseball cap and
gave it to me with the word:
“Souvenir.”
Thanking
him I left and found the shipping office less than 500m away. Leaving the bike on the pavement I went
in. Amal, the lady dealing with shipping,
told me that I didn’t need to come here until the next day and that there was
no one to move my bike into the port. I
had sent emails and confirmed my 9 o’clock appointment. At no stage wad this mentioned and I have a
hotel booked in Tel Aviv for this afternoon.
Then a guy walked in with a helmet and bike jacket. He was clearly local and I assumed that he
worked there. We chatted about bikes he
has a 1990 something Honda VFR800 with 250,000km on the clock. Very impressive for a bike. It turned out that he was also shipping his
bike to Greece and had a 9 o’clock appointment.
With him on my side things got easier and finally Amal said that we
could wait about couple of hours and drop the bikes off later. I went to change out of my riding gear so I
could send it with the bike. As I was
about to leave the office another guy walked in. He was wearing tight stone washed jeans and a
tight white t-shirt with a neckless.
“Ooooh” he
cooed “it’s you again!” he said looking at me.
“um, not me
again, this is my first time…. In
Israel” I added quickly.
“You look
like a film star, Hollywood would snap up a man like you.”
“Um, thanks….
I need to change, excuse me.” I said and left the room with my back to the
nearest wall.
I after
changing I was sorting the kit that was going with the bike and the kit that
was to stay with me when Stonewash came into the corridor and told me to use an
office. I moved my stuff where he
pointed then he walked into his
office. I have never packed faster!
After extricating
myself with my virtue intact my fellow biker and I went in search of coffee and
chatted crap until the call came in.
Then we returned and drove the bikes into the port where we underwent
the usual security checks before leaving the bikes behind and heading to the
train station. Without him there is no
way I would have found my way through the port bureaucracy, hell I wouldn’t have found the port! Before we parted company we realised we hadn’t introduced ourselves,
he told me his name was Easy.
"Just give me a key, leave it here and you'll se it again in Greece." Seems legit... |
good luck ride safe
ReplyDeleteThank you Paul.
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